Episodes
Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
Season 6 Episode 16: Loser
Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
Now lets be honest with ourselves...loser mentality will get you nowhere or nothing but loser results. Y would you want that for yourself??!? Level up. Also, I never knew that rat guillotines were a thing but that is sad and I do not approve!! #ratrights. Does your family ever disrespect yo' ah? Does ever make you want to fight 'em? Or perhaps uninvite them to your wedding?? Everyone has a body and Everyone has a choice or stfu!!
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Season 6 Episode 15: All Biscuits, No Gravy
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
Wednesday Sep 01, 2021
I'm starting to think I was meant to be a rapper please refer to me as Freestyle Dandy with the Boots* from now on thanks! Also, what would it take for you to spend a week in the 60's? Has anyone told you the dangers of smoking glue and/or plastic products? BBL or die...lol literally also Free Lizzo !!! I've been traumatized by the pickles and things will just never be the same.
No iPhone- phonys allowed.
#hellur
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Season 6 Episode 14: Weekend Crew
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Well butter my crackers!
Its a raw open episode and I'm on my astrology hoe sh*t so please join in for the *LeO sHow* Also hope you guys don't think that you kids are lizards...they likely are not.
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Season 6 Episode 13: Wiggin' Wit DaBaby
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Ya'll there is a waffle thief on the loose so please hide your kids, wives, husbands, etc!!
Join in as I go into the "Peanut Brittle" story...again... lmao and I truly do not know why this holds such a place in my memory but if Peanut Brittle girl is listening to this I am so sorry and remember you are beautiful no matter how dry or light-skint you may be
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Season 6 Episode 12: Disorder, Disorder
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
We back with a new one fresh off the press!
This week ya girl had a few too many and it is showing*. So what's new? We need naps. I demand mandated naps for all!! Smooth balls- Is it something to strive for? What about bikini bottoms for all? Is it something we wanna see in sports? I say full body suits. Head, to damn toe. F*ck Ed Buck.
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Season 6 Episode 11: It's *Haot* Outside
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
YALL.
Who's ready to squirt!? ;) JKJK but we are serving Blackened Mitch Fish with a side of rice for an extra $5. We also have $30 drinks to offer (16oz souvenir cup included, of course).
I've said it once, I'll say it again. Chili's corn is delicious. Dont fight me on this, please. Also also Rock &Brews has cornhole so idk how "classy" that really is lol. Fight me on this, please.
ALSO!! Stop ignoring "silent" letters!! They deserve to be heard!!! Quick rant: Natasha Bedingfield does in fact, have a dumptruck she's carrying around and man oh man, release those inhibitions kween!!
Parting words: Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you. Especially in a heat wave.
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Season 6 Episode 10: Floop
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Well it's a short boi- I mean that both literally and figuratively. But really, is it rude to call someone out on their height regardless of size? Probably. Lol we all a lil' sensitive!!?!
ANYWAYS, the point is that you can be a friend or a fiend or neither or both or who tf cares?! Did you know Looney Tunes were back in action?? Did you know Spy Kids needed more action?? Have you ever thought of a world with no guns? Have you ever thought of a world with no Karens at the pink store???
Either way you look at it, d*ck ain't paying the rent. Six grapples to Ten. Simple math folks.
Hope that makes sense.
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Season 6 Episode 9: California Raisins
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
I would've sworn on me mum this was episode 8 so when you hear me go on about it feel free to ignore! Thanks!
LOL anyways here we are in the most moist of times bringing you the hottest of tea on real life Karens. Except for me, I did not have sufficient Karen tea but what I lack in tea I more than make up for in ASS. Speaking of, have you Vaxxed that Azz up? No? Dont worry we'll send someone.
How ya'll feel about social media created horror? Like when you can't tell if its real or fake? Creepy af or nah?
Let us know in the comments.
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Thanks!
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Season 6 Episode 8: Hot Mics USA
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Hey hope you friends n' fiends had a fun fourth!
Here's a special collection of some hot mic pre-recordings of us being EXTRA MURICAN.
Featuring, but not limited to the following: lusting for various porks, spy dolphins, rapping, pp cocaine, yelling, mac and cheese. Also testicles.
Did you know lemon juice packets were a thing??!!
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Season 6 Episode 7: Danny, I Feel Great
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
The boys go wild in this episode while I take a quick leave for a *not diharrea* break! Dont ask.
Also get your listening holes ready for the voicing pleasures of Light Mitch™- he's so smooth yet so rough!
What are the things you are not willing to allow on your dime? Why do FL drivers suck butt? Why did you let your gf/bf get your a$$ beat?!? Why are Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman essentially the same person?? Why does this feel like deja vu....